An Unusual Klans' Asylum

The Place For The Mentally Unstable And Old

                             tHe aUK

Our mission is not what u would expect! our sole purpose in life if to bug you! especially if you are a yank or a twat, yes for the most part it may seem like we suck and have low stats, wooop-di-dooo,  we have not lost a mission objective in months and months.

And this is, to ensure whatever klan enters our room, that we are the lastmen standing, i.e we pissed you off sooo much you have all got sick off us and have left, there are no rules of engagement here, no lines to cross, nothing too degrading for us to say! Yeah sure you can just wonder over n shoot me, preferable over and over again, your only helping our cause to get u booted

Ofcourse, there are more to us than just that sort of hostility, we are more just a playing ppl's clan, but i will never choose the "copen" style of playing, where pretty much all the fun stuff is replaced with chuffing repeatitive point whoring, been there done that, trust me there's more to life than rigable-stats-fixing

But my favorite, for those we encounter of a Uk_ quality, we aim to make you laugh, laugh so much you forget you hate, and remember you love, well not quite but it kinda rhymed in me 'ed 

So if we choose to invite you to join the clan, enjoy your time with us you will make friends and you may make enemies but always remember, this will surely be the greatest clan you will ever join, if you decide that the UK is not for you then bugger of to another one, like a freaky brain dead yanky clan that shouts orders that much you just want to kill um for real (like the film full metal jacket) this clan will bring back so many memories that you will be thinking "yes they were the greatest clan"   REMEMBER WHATS LIFE WITH NO FUN??

 

                                                      Thank you for your time and we will see you in the not to distant future.

Games

The Games We Play or Played

CALL OF DUTY 1-***** the BEST game ever, just needed more maps (mics)

CALL OF DUTY 2-*** OK once your bored of bf2  (mics)

BATTLEFIELD MODERN COMBAT 2-this where i am (mics)

TIME SPLITTERS FUTURE PURFECT-who u ? u sure? (mics)

BLACK HAWK DOWN-true we were here, d'oh (mics)

FULL SPECTRUM WARRIOR- dude? we never got past rpg alley? (mics)

AREA 51-yeah right dude, sold that bouncing cricket game (mics)

PRO EVO SOCCER -this is karlos' game its best footy game out there (no mics)

Hardware : Online Arena-its true we had a quick go of this and we peed sum English doods off (mics)

FULL SPECTRUM WARRIOR - TEN HAMMERS- Y ou need a mate to play really as its 2player, u can play 2vs me n karl though (mics)

COLD WINTER-its a none stop action shooting game aint bad (mics)

 

                   STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT 2- Yep for some reason we been here a fair bit recently (mics)

                                       MIDNIGHT CLUB 3 - DUB EDITION-Its a fun car game (no mics but you can use a keyboard)

                                       JUICED- another car game (mics)

                                       PRO EVO 6- another footy game (no mics)

                                      CALL OF DUTY 3- its ok not many levels or jeeps (mics)

                                      TONY HAWKS UNDERGROUND 2- skateboards (no mics but usb keyboard)

                                      MEDAL OF HONOUR RISING SUN- classic 1st game online i played (mics)

                                     SYPHON FILTER THE OMEGA STRAIN- play in game missions online (mics)

                                     BURNOUT 3 TAKEDOWN- nice fast crashing car game (mics)

World Of aUk

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